Funny Garden Wooden Plaque – Cheeky Gardening & Allotment Gift
Funny Garden Wooden Plaque – Cheeky Gardening & Allotment Gift
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- Made to order in South Yorkshire
- Usually dispatched in 2–5 working days
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Add some humour to the garden, shed, greenhouse or potting area with a large laser-engraved wooden plaque. Choose from five detailed gardening designs, each permanently engraved into natural 3mm plywood.
Choose from 5 designs:
- Welcome to the Garden - Please Lower Your Expectations
- Bugger Off - I'm Gardening
- Gardening - Cheaper Than Therapy and You Get Tomatoes
- I Garden So I Don't Choke People
- This Garden Is Maintained by a Grumpy Gardener
Product details
- Approx. size: 30cm x 15cm
- Material: 3mm natural plywood
- Deep laser-engraved / debossed finish
- Large decorative ornate plaque shape
- Two side holes for hanging
- Choose your design from the variation menu
- Natural wood grain means every plaque is slightly unique
- Made to order by South Yorkshire Engraving
The larger 30 x 15cm size gives the detailed lettering, flowers and gardening illustrations plenty of impact while remaining lightweight enough for easy display. Ideal as a funny gardening gift for Mum, Dad, Grandad, Grandma, gardeners, allotment owners, greenhouse lovers and anyone who enjoys a bit of garden humour.
Please note: Natural plywood can vary slightly in grain, shade and engraving tone. For outdoor display, we recommend keeping the plaque in a sheltered position and applying a suitable exterior wood finish if long-term weather exposure is expected.
Dispatch and delivery
Dispatch and delivery
Our usual dispatch time is 2–5 working days after payment. Personalised orders can take longer where a proof is required. Delivery is available within the United Kingdom only, with the applicable postage charge shown at checkout. Delivery usually takes 3–4 working days after dispatch.
Personalisation and proofs
Personalisation and proofs
Please check names, dates, wording and photographs carefully before ordering. A digital proof is supplied only where the product listing states that one is required. If a proof is supplied, production begins after approval.
Natural materials
Natural materials
Wood grain, colour, knots and engraving shade can vary slightly. These natural differences are part of the character of the product and are not faults.
Returns and damaged items
Returns and damaged items
Personalised or custom-made items cannot normally be returned unless they arrive damaged, faulty or we have made an error. If there is a problem, contact us promptly with your order number and clear photographs. Read the full refund policy.
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