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Funny Kitchen Chopping Board Sign – Cheeky Gift for Cooks & Food Lovers

Funny Kitchen Chopping Board Sign – Cheeky Gift for Cooks & Food Lovers

£7.00
Made to order — available to buy. Usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Personalised and laser engraved in South Yorkshire.
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Order with confidence

Choose from 5 funny laser-engraved wooden wall plaques shaped like chopping boards, including cheeky kitchen sayings and the dog-lover favourite All Food Must Be Sent to the Lab for Testing. These are decorative hanging signs for kitchens, dining areas and home bars.

Product details

  • Approx. size: 30cm x 16cm
  • Approx. thickness: 2mm wood
  • Permanent laser engraving
  • String included for hanging
  • Made to order

Important: This is a decorative wall plaque only. It is not suitable for food preparation or use as a chopping board.

Package includes: 1 decorative plaque in your selected design.

Dispatch and delivery

Our usual dispatch time is 2–5 working days after payment. Personalised orders can take longer where a proof is required. Delivery is available within the United Kingdom only, with the applicable postage charge shown at checkout. Delivery usually takes 3–4 working days after dispatch.

Read the full shipping policy.

Personalisation and proofs

Please check names, dates, wording and photographs carefully before ordering. A digital proof is supplied only where the product listing states that one is required. If a proof is supplied, production begins after approval.

Natural materials

Wood grain, colour, knots and engraving shade can vary slightly. These natural differences are part of the character of the product and are not faults.

Returns and damaged items

Personalised or custom-made items cannot normally be returned unless they arrive damaged, faulty or we have made an error. If there is a problem, contact us promptly with your order number and clear photographs. Read the full refund policy.

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