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No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen Engraved Chopping Board Wall Plaque – 30 x 16cm

No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen Engraved Chopping Board Wall Plaque – 30 x 16cm

£5.99
Made to order — available to buy. Usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Personalised and laser engraved in South Yorkshire.
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  • Made to order in South Yorkshire
  • Usually dispatched in 2–5 working days
  • Delivery usually takes 3–4 working days after dispatch
  • Free UK standard delivery
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Set the kitchen rules with a smile using this “No Bitchin’ in My Kitchen” laser-engraved wooden wall plaque. Its chopping-board shape, bold lettering and cooking-themed artwork create a fun statement piece for any kitchen or dining space.

An ideal novelty gift for home cooks, friends and relatives with a cheeky sense of humour, and a great choice for birthdays, Christmas or housewarmings. Supplied ready to hang.

  • Approx. size: 30 cm x 16 cm
  • 2 mm thick wood with laser-engraved design
  • String included; decorative use only, not suitable for food preparation

Dispatch and delivery

Our usual dispatch time is 2–5 working days after payment. Personalised orders can take longer where a proof is required. Free standard delivery is available to addresses within the United Kingdom only. Delivery usually takes 3–4 working days after dispatch.

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Personalisation and proofs

Please check names, dates, wording and photographs carefully before ordering. A digital proof is supplied only where the product listing states that one is required. If a proof is supplied, production begins after approval.

Natural materials

Wood grain, colour, knots and engraving shade can vary slightly. These natural differences are part of the character of the product and are not faults.

Returns and damaged items

Personalised or custom-made items cannot normally be returned unless they arrive damaged, faulty or we have made an error. If there is a problem, contact us promptly with your order number and clear photographs. Read the full refund policy.

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