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Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Cow Wall Plaque – 30 x 16cm

Sarcasm Just Another Service I Offer Cow Wall Plaque – 30 x 16cm

£5.99
Made to order — available to buy. Usually dispatched in 2–5 working days. Personalised and laser engraved in South Yorkshire.
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  • Made to order in South Yorkshire
  • Usually dispatched in 2–5 working days
  • Delivery usually takes 3–4 working days after dispatch
  • Free UK standard delivery
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Show off your sense of humour with this “Sarcasm: Just Another Service I Offer” laser-engraved wooden wall plaque, finished with the extra line “Now Moo-ve Along”. The relaxed cow illustration and vintage-style design make it a memorable addition to a kitchen, dining room or home bar.

A fun novelty gift for cow lovers, sarcastic friends, family, birthdays and housewarmings. Its chopping-board shape is decorative and supplied ready to hang.

  • Approx. size: 30 cm x 16 cm
  • 2 mm thick wood with laser-engraved design
  • String included; decorative use only, not suitable for food preparation

Dispatch and delivery

Our usual dispatch time is 2–5 working days after payment. Personalised orders can take longer where a proof is required. Free standard delivery is available to addresses within the United Kingdom only. Delivery usually takes 3–4 working days after dispatch.

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Personalisation and proofs

Please check names, dates, wording and photographs carefully before ordering. A digital proof is supplied only where the product listing states that one is required. If a proof is supplied, production begins after approval.

Natural materials

Wood grain, colour, knots and engraving shade can vary slightly. These natural differences are part of the character of the product and are not faults.

Returns and damaged items

Personalised or custom-made items cannot normally be returned unless they arrive damaged, faulty or we have made an error. If there is a problem, contact us promptly with your order number and clear photographs. Read the full refund policy.

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